11-in-1 Completely Waterproof Kemeihär® Hair, Body, & Beard - Hair Trimmer, Clipper, & Shaver by JesseVance Solingen & Nuremberg: Crafted to Outperform 99.99% of Trimmers on Planet Earth

Designed for the modern man who values precision, convenience, time, painless trims, & stylish beards – from unruly & thick to stubble to clean-cut, this trimmer is a cut above the rest. Pun intended. 

Jesse Vance's Kemeihär® is currently better than 99.99% of trimmers on the market. Heck even Apple wouldn't dare to compete with the Kemeihär®.

Here's why:

• Designed by Experts: Crafted by former engineers from Braun, Philips, Merkur, and Dovo. Designed in Solingen and Nuremberg—renowned globally for the highest quality grooming tools & blades. 99.99% of other trimmers lack this level of expertise, attention to detail, and craftsmanship.
• Effortless & Painless Precision Trimming: High-performance stainless steel blades with an R-shaped 360° skin-friendly edge ensure a smooth, safe trim without pulling or irritation. 99.99% of other trimmers use inferior blades with an unintelligent basic design that dull quickly, cause painful pulls, and leave your skin irritated often causing ingrown hair.
• Ease of Handling: Unlike most trimmers, which have poorly designed form factors that can cause your fingers to rest on the power button and inadvertently turn them off at inopportune moments, ours features a comfortable grip that prevents accidental turn-offs, ensuring smooth and uninterrupted trimming.
• Waterproof & Washable: Fully waterproof with an IPX7 rating, meaning you can submerge it up to 1.5 meters underwater for 30 minutes, making it perfect for shower use and easy cleaning. 99.99% of other trimmers only offer IP66 at best, which can only handle splashes or brief immersion whilst not being dust proof & at least 3x more expensive when claimed to be "waterproof".
• Ultimate in Versatility: From beard trimming to nose hair & body grooming, our multi-functional grooming kit includes 6 trimmer heads (of which 1 is a shaver for shaving with your trimmer) & 5 guide combs – with 2 attachments (body hair & beard) having adjustable length options for every need. 99.99% of brands offer just a couple of heads and limited comb options, making them frustratingly inadequate for comprehensive grooming.
• Superior Battery Life: Enjoy 90 minutes of use from just a 1.5-hour charge, with an LED display showing remaining battery life in minutes & the current percentage. 99.99% of competitors require a full day to charge and don't offer a battery life indicator at all, leaving you guessing. Never leave a portion of your face unshaved ever again!
• We Got the Balls to Say the Truth: 99.99% of brands say that several of their trimmers can trim off hair on delicate skin areas like the scrotum. We are honest and state that trimmers cannot & should not ever be used on such sensitive skin. Even though the shaver attachment is capable of it, we still do not recommend it to our customers. Please use a hair removal cream instead to remove the hair on your balls.
• Top 0.01% in Quality & Features yet Still Affordable for the 99.99%: After evaluating the majority of trimmers on the market, it's clear that 99.99% are overpriced when compared to ours. Even well-known brands like Philips, which seem to sell "affordable" trimmers, often compromise on durability and use proprietary chargers with their one-of-a-kind ugly ports that easily break, leading to additional long-term costs. Braun, on the other hand, sells trimmers averaging over $300. Our trimmer, priced 5x less, outperforms every single trimmer Braun makes.
• Dual Speed Settings: Customize your trim with two-speed options, unlike the single-speed settings found in 99.99% of other trimmers that limit your control and precision.
• Convenient Charging: Uses a USB-C charging port, unlike fragile, proprietary chargers with proprietary ports from 99.99% of other brands that break easily & force you to buy new ones.